First Bloom of Youth

You know that your bloom of youth is irrevocably gone when :
1) You are in a hotel lobby carrying one of your staff's baby, when strangers come up to you and gushed. "Oh, the baby's sooooo...... cute ( emphasis on cute - pronounced as 'kute'). Your grandchild ah ?"
2) When staff teased you - "Any news of being grandma soon?"

Sigh and double sigh. You can then throw any all those 'miracle' bottles that are still in your cupboard.